THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
how could we not be on the cover? still, john's like the star of the brochure, and we're all over the inside - while we represented a mere 27% of the 2003 tasp population, a full 65% of the pictures with people in them are of us. this statistically significant correlation, skewed left on a gaussian curve, with a z-score of .98, is enough to show that, indeed, we are the most attractive tasp EVER. (yes, i'm failing statistics.) also - robot hat action! in an officially-sanctioned telluride association publication!

way to call me out, john - but did anyone really think i was gonna get it in on time? but - hah! - just to explode your lowered expectations of my ability to meet a deadline, i recorded a post in hawaii! hah, double hah! i just hadn't posted the link yet. so it's here, in all of its embarrassing non-mai-tai-influenced karaoke-style glory. seriously, guys, you all can do better than this. show me up, please. instructions to the right...will post the links to messages as they're received.

better do it now, before the nagging begins in earnest....

posted by Kelsey   [6:11 PM]

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