Assuming "D" is for Drive, and "R" is for Reverse, as long as you haven't hit anybody everything is still fine.

Kelsey, I wasn't calling you ugly, I was merely venting my sexual frustration at Angela's loveliness being wasted on such a prude (then again, if she wasn't a prude, I'd be hatefully envious of whoever she was with). When will you be there? I'll be at wash-U on the 24th and the 25th for the interview for the Ervin scholarship, but then I have to leave really early on the 26th to go my cousin's wedding in Seattle.
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Today there was this Multi-cultural thing after school; the highlight was the Japanese fest, since we had imported authentic exchange students. My friend Megan has this book called Making out in Japanese, and she got me to go read a coupe of phrases to the girls I sat with at lunch (yeah, I'm the kind of odd bird who sits at a lonely table with three chicks who he absolutely positively can't communicate with, and rambles at conversational speed in his native tongue).
"So, what interested you in coming to the States?"
Confused looks
"Why visit here?"
"somethingsomething something"
"something "
"something somethingsomething America funsomething something"

"Yeah..."

Well I figured you all'd enjoy the two best phrases gleaned from the book;
"What color is your underwear?"
"Show me your erogenous zones."
The girls kinda turned their thumbs down and said "no. no." while smiling and giggling. I think we all learned valuable lessons... well, maybe not, but it was fun.

posted by Adrian   [6:59 PM]

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